Media:Aliens Turn Humans into Snackfood?
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| # | 0939 | Byline/Reporter: | Sorcini | IC Date: | 04/04/2055 | Prev | Duck, duck, goose! | Next | All you can eat buffet special |
Recently, the entire human population of Colonial Bay was turned into tasty waterfowl as part of what may have been an intergalactic plot to turn us into a new food source. This conspiracy can be traced back to a mildly unstable human genius whose pet cat has an insatiable love for chasing ducks. The available evidence indicates that the notorious 'Grey-Skin' alien race may have visited this brilliant soon-to-be madman and given him the 'Omega Crystal', the key component to his 'Duck Transmographier' device, that served as the focus for his obsession.
Despite attempts by a rival alien race, through their agent 'the Celestral Duck' to seize both the crystal and the human-transformation device for their own, 'Cyduck' and 'Gunduck' successfully destroyed the machine and prevented the crystal from falling back into alien hands. Also found on the scene was an alien 'Death Ray' weapon of previously unknown design.
Of deep concern was the mysterious absence of Princess Jundarra during this event. The Princess is believed to come from an alien race of evolved birds, suspected of feeding on a diet heavily consisting of the very waterfowl we were turned into! Was Princess Jundarra in league with the mysterious 'grey-skins' or perhaps even the secret mastermind behind the entire plot? So far, all attempts to contact her for comment have failed.
<<Photo of odd-looking raygun, a softly-glowing crystal, and the exploded remains of the Duck Transmographier device. Drawing of an 'artist's conception' of small grey-skinned stereotypical aliens handing the crystal to Dr. Duck, a short balding man in a white labcoat with swirly glasses.>>
