Media:Chinatown Gets Spider Poster!

From Champions MUSH

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Byline/Reporter:

Bernie Sham

IC Date:

05/27/2058

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Sometime after midnight, Silver Spider visited Chinatown, as she has not done for many months. Virtually challenging Pride Tien Lung, currently under Federal Investigation, to open conflict, she hung a large webbing sculpture from the fixtures and walls of Chinatown. This picture is depicted below.

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Gloriously spread across the buildings in webbing, written in two languages, are the words "PRIDE T'IEN LUNG WEARS WOMEN'S CLOTHING! BY THE WAY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" The message is gloriously signed "Silver Spider" in slightly smaller webbing, and below that, the words "P.S. Hi. Tell Johnny Tsang he can't shoot a dead cow at five yards."

Pride Tien Lung was unavailable for comment, though it is thought that someone nearby heard a voice screaming Silver Spider's name out loud. Our informant on this piece of information continues to remain anonymous. Mr. Tien Lung's attorneys maintain his innocence despite numerous charges including violations of immigration laws, supernatural interference edicts, federal taxation and accounting violations, and repeated denunciations of his character from the National Organization for Women.

Pride Tien Lung is also suspected in an attempt to undermine and control the city government with the aid of Nicky Winters, and of running an illegal mystic fighting ring beneath the city streets.

The manager of Dragon Palace had this to say. "Mr. Tien Lung is an honorable and well respected man in our community. We believe that this Silver Spider will one day be brought to justice, and others will see the light, as your friend Knox Pooley has. These accusations are clearly unfounded."