Media:Media Interrupted by Galactic Message

From Champions MUSH

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Byline/Reporter:

Bernie Sham

IC Date:

01/20/2059

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"Hi! I'm Bernie Sham, and it's time for the seven o'clock evening new...

The television springs to life, projecting a brilliant light out through the homes that watch the evening news. "People of Earth, Our Ambassador has gone missing somewhere on your planet!" There is the face of a handsome, bronze looking man in his late fifties, floating ominously with no neck attached. "We of the Vrillrren, as you call our race in your crude tongue, have no words for the outrage that has been perpatrated upon our ambassador. If you cannot locate her with in four of your so-called weeks, we will force you to live a primitive lifestyle. You will live in global communes. Monogamy will be eliminated. You will raise children in proper social groupings of eight to sixteen. Your weapons will be removed from your planet. You will receive messages of peace and harmony beamed into your heads telepathically from our orbital Shiree-lar! You will never harm our people again. Your race will be stricken from the annals of our people, and we shall keep you at a level of technology similar to that enjoyed by your cro-magnons. I, Vashee Kilereelaa Tashakkaar, high commander of the Vrrillrren Space Forces, will impose peace and love upon your society. That is all."

"Oh, my god!" Bernie Sham looks around. "I think the planet Earth was just threatened by Rapture's people! Our new top story, Ladies and Gentlemen..."

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