Media:Multiman Sues Himself!

From Champions MUSH

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Byline/Reporter:

Bernie Sham

IC Date:

05/30/2058

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On May 28th, at 4:45 PM, two of Multiman's eight duplicates walked into a Colonial Bay courtroom, and filed paperwork to sue Multiman for failure to provide child support, as well as improper parenting and other financial offenses. The lawsuit, supported by Enders, Jolley, Martigan, and Smythe, superhuman attorney specialists, has been pawned off to a junior attorney, only recently attached to the firm. When the firm was called, Mr. Enders, a full partner, said "Chandrika Williams is a fine young attorney, she has a separate Ph.D. in Superhuman Biology, as well as being a member of the bar. She is more than capable of handling this case, and eliminates the need for hiring a special expert, which in this field can be extremely costly." Miss Williams was unavailable for comment.

When we reached Multiman, he was in the process of fighting a group of bank robbers, who were swiftly apprehended. He said "I don't know what seven and three were up to. They really haven't been the same since I got caught in that reactor with Doctor Plutonium. I guess I'll have to hire an attorney." Multiman seemed surprised that he was being sued by his own duplicates. "I implore you..." Multiman added. "Seven, Three, please come home. We don't want to cause a ruckus. Think of the team!"

The seventh and third duplicates of Multiman are currently living at the local YMCA.